Just hear those sleigh bells jinglin', ring ting tinglin' to (:

HOWWWWWW.

What to wear for christmas!

It's so difficult to find anything, cos dresses look ok on me only from the neck down.

Then I look at the face. And I realise that I should adjourn to the kid section to find a more suitable dress.

Black dresscode right. So blook. So bleak.

Maybe I should just wear my black jumpers and hoodie. Since it's christmas and it's been raining non stop and it's super cold and all.

I could wear my bro's black hat, hang the blanket from behind like a veil, wrap it around my waist so i look like a ghoul.

Already have eyebags so i dont have to put eyeshadow. Maybe eyeliner will do.

hmm.

I think Aunty Alice will faint.